So this has not been the best day, week, etc. I will spare the pictures this time. Let's just say the icing on the ol' cake was when Henry squirted 409 into a fresh, made from scratch, batch of pancake batter. Claire's response "Mommy, why didn't you just stop him by saying please don't do that." Yes, I did see him fiddling with it, but wanted to hurry and finish. Some days, weeks, months are just better than others. Please do not respond with why was there 409 on the kitchen counter, why were you allowing your son to touch it or why aren't you using something environmentally friendly to clean your counters.